Aw, you’re having a rough day, huh? Long line for coffee at Starbucks? Some guy just manspreaded his bits all over your subway seat? Mini iPad ran out of battery right before you could find out why Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting divorced and what’s really going on with them?!
When I first heard that professional eyebrows Cara Delevingne was on the cover of Vogue talking openly about her relationship with St. Vincent’s Annie Clark, I thought, “Awesome! We need more queer cover girls!” Then I read it. And sighed a deep, painful sigh.